Roast my desk

You're at your desk judging limit! You have made too many attempts today. Please try again tomorrow. Let's get Roasting! Upload a picture of your desk and let our AI judge your workspace. Roasts are public, so keep it clean! We'll blur your screens automatically. By uploading, you agree to our terms and privacy policy. Please avoid uploading sensitive information. Tap here or drag and drop an image of your desk Supported formats: JPG, JPEG, PNG, GIF Recent Roasts Cable Chaos Central The Nerdvana The Triple Threat Terminal The Tangle of Productivity The Overachiever’s Oasis Coolest Roasts of The Week The Neon Command Center The Mile-High Workstation The Neon Command Center The Nerdvana The Electric Dream Den All-Time Leaders Top performers in each category Worst Desk The Not-Even-Close-to-a-Desk-tacular Fail 0/100 Interstellar Paperweight 0/100 The Trashcan's Envy 0/100 The Toxic Wasteland Workstation 0/100 The AutoDesk Ruins 0/100 Coolest Desk The Neon Command Center 10/100 The Mile-High Workstation 10/100 The Neon Command Center 10/100 The Nerdvana 10/100 The Electric Dream Den 10/100 Most Stylish The Galactic Command Center 9/100 The Zen Den 2.0 9/100 The Minimalistic Mirage 9/100 The Cybernetic Sanctuary 9/100 The Nerdvana 9/100 View Full Leaderboard → Sponsor this app Made with love by Drutek Inc drutek.com --- Welcome Back! Email Password Remember me Forgot your password? Log in Don't have an account? Sign up --- Join the Roast! Name Email Password Confirm Password I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions, including the fair use policy and subscription terms. Sign Up Already have an account? Log in --- Return to Roast My Desk Terms and Conditions Effective Date: January 11, 2026 1. Introduction Welcome to Roast My Desk ("Service", "we", "us", or "our"). These Terms and Conditions ("Terms") govern your use of our website and services located at roastmydesk.com. By accessing or using our Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of these terms, you may not access the Service. 2. Definitions "Roast" refers to the AI-generated humorous critique of a desk image uploaded by a user. "Content" refers to any images, text, or other materials uploaded to or generated by the Service. "Premium Subscription" refers to the paid tier of service offering enhanced features and higher usage limits. "User" refers to any individual who accesses or uses the Service. 3. Eligibility You must be at least 13 years old to use this Service. If you are under 18, you must have parental or guardian consent. By using the Service, you represent and warrant that you meet these eligibility requirements. Users must be 18 years or older to purchase a Premium Subscription or make any payments. 4. Service Description Roast My Desk is an entertainment service that uses artificial intelligence to generate humorous critiques of desk photographs uploaded by users. The Service includes: Free tier: Limited daily roasts with advertisements Premium tier: Enhanced usage limits, ad-free experience, and priority processing Automatic content moderation and censoring of sensitive information 5. User-Generated Content 5.1 License Grant By uploading images to the Service, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, process, display, reproduce, and distribute your uploaded content for the purpose of providing and improving our Service. This includes the right to use your images for AI model training, marketing, and social media promotion as described in our Privacy Policy. 5.2 Your Responsibilities You represent and warrant that: You own or have the necessary rights to upload the images you submit Your content does not violate any third party's intellectual property or privacy rights You have obtained consent from any individuals identifiable in your images 6. Acceptable Use Policy You agree NOT to upload or transmit any content that: Contains sexually explicit or adult material Contains personally identifiable information of others without consent Depicts illegal activities or promotes violence Infringes on intellectual property rights Contains malware, viruses, or harmful code Is fraudulent, deceptive, or misleading Violates any applicable laws or regulations We reserve the right to remove any content that violates these terms and to suspend or terminate accounts of repeat offenders without notice. 7. Content Moderation We employ automated content moderation systems to detect and filter inappropriate content. We reserve the right to: Censor, blur, or modify portions of uploaded images (such as screens displaying sensitive information) Reject images that violate our content policies Remove content at our sole discretion 8. AI-Generated Content Disclaimer Roasts are generated by artificial intelligence and are intended solely for entertainment purposes. The AI may produce content that is: Inaccurate or nonsensical Potentially offensive (though we attempt to moderate) Not reflective of any human opinion By using this Service, you acknowledge that roasts are computer-generated humor and should not be taken seriously. We do not guarantee that roasts will be funny, appropriate, or inoffensive to all users. If you are easily offended, this Service may not be suitable for you. 9. Subscription Terms 9.1 Billing Premium Subscriptions are billed in advance on a recurring basis (monthly or yearly). You authorize us to charge your payment method on file for all applicable fees. 9.2 Cancellation You may cancel your subscription at any time through your account billing portal. Upon cancellation, you will retain access to Premium features until the end of your current billing period. No refunds will be provided for partial billing periods. 9.3 Price Changes We reserve the right to modify subscription prices. Any price changes will be communicated in advance and will apply to subsequent billing cycles. 10. Fair Use Policy for Premium Subscriptions Our Premium subscription provides access to significantly higher usage limits compared to our free tier, designed to accommodate even the most enthusiastic desk-roasting needs. To ensure service quality and prevent abuse, the following Fair Use Policy applies: 10.1 Usage Guidelines Premium subscribers may generate up to: Fifty (50) roasts per calendar day Ten (10) roasts per rolling sixty (60) minute period These limits far exceed typical usage patterns and are designed to prevent automated abuse while ensuring genuine users enjoy uninterrupted access. 10.2 Prohibited Activities The following activities violate this Fair Use Policy: Automated or scripted submissions Sharing account credentials with multiple users Reselling or redistributing roasts commercially Deliberately circumventing rate limits Using the service in a manner that degrades service for other users 10.3 Enforcement If we detect usage patterns that suggest abuse, we may: Contact you to discuss your usage Temporarily reduce your rate limits Suspend or terminate your account We will make reasonable efforts to contact you before taking action, except in cases of clear automated abuse or where immediate action is necessary to protect the service. 10.4 Good Faith Commitment We commit that the vast majority of Premium subscribers will never encounter these limits during normal use. If you have a legitimate need that exceeds these limits, contact us at support@roastmydesk.com to discuss your requirements. 11. Intellectual Property The Service and its original content (excluding user-generated content), features, and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of Roast My Desk and its licensors. Our trademarks and trade dress may not be used without our prior written consent. You retain ownership of images you upload. AI-generated roasts are provided for your personal use and entertainment. 12. Third-Party Services Our Service uses third-party services including OpenAI, Amazon Web Services, Microsoft Azure, and Stripe. Your use of the Service is also subject to the terms and policies of these third-party providers. We are not responsible for the practices of these third parties. 13. Limitation of Liability TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL ROAST MY DESK, ITS DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, PARTNERS, AGENTS, SUPPLIERS, OR AFFILIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM: Your access to or use of or inability to access or use the Service Any conduct or content of any third party on the Service Any content obtained from the Service Unauthorized access, use, or alteration of your transmissions or content Our total liability to you for all claims arising from the Service shall not exceed the amount you paid us in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim. 14. Indemnification You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Roast My Desk and its licensees, licensors, employees, contractors, agents, officers, and directors from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs, or debt arising from your use of the Service or your violation of these Terms. 15. Termination We may terminate or suspend your account and access to the Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason, including without limitation if you breach these Terms. Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. 16. Governing Law These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Ireland, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising from these Terms shall be resolved in the courts of Ireland. 17. Changes to Terms We reserve the right to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material, we will provide at least 30 days' notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion. By continuing to access or use our Service after revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. 18. Severability If any provision of these Terms is held to be unenforceable or invalid, such provision will be changed and interpreted to accomplish the objectives of such provision to the greatest extent possible under applicable law, and the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect. 19. Entire Agreement These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Roast My Desk regarding the Service and supersede all prior agreements and understandings. 20. Contact Us If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at support@roastmydesk.com. Privacy Policy ko-fi.com/drutekko-fi.com/drutek