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We can change this with smarter software. Our mission is to make graphic design, image editing, and media creation 10x faster and more affordable. For professionals, our goal is to spark creativity and automate drudgery. For casual users, the goal is to make content creation as simple as texting a friend. Our product philosophy is straightforward: software should be like Frappuccinos. You could buy the equipment and ingredients then spend five minutes every day mixing the perfect Frappuccino for 10% of what you pay Starbucks. But you don’t. Instead, you happily plop down $5 and walk out the door with a smile on your face and a Frappuccino in hand. Because the convenience is worth $5. The process is frictionless. (Pardon the VC-speak.) Order. Pay. Leave. You can create a Starbucks account; you can pay anonymously; or you could pay as Spiderman if you're so inclined. Software isn’t like this. For security and business model reasons, most SaaS and software providers require accounts and often monthly charges. Even if you only intend to use them once or twice per year. They want a relationship when all you want is a Frappuccino. (You heartless commitment-phobe! Get help.) Even worse, some companies charge the equivalent of $100 for a single Frappuccino. If you're a VC and reaching for an inhaler because this post doesn't contain enough buzzwords, fear not: software-as-a-transaction (SaaT) is the model we're proposing. As opposed to the software-as-a-sucker (SaaS) model in fashion today. Didn't know SaaS stands for software-as-a-sucker? You're welcome. This term was coined at the dawn of the SaaS boom by the prestigious research firm, Albee Esse Research Institute. We may need to require subscriptions someday, but we will do our best to dodge this day the same way this guy hilariously dodges Ann Coulter in the shopping mall. For as long as possible, we will endeavor (free vocabulary apps FTW!) to let you collaborate with others, edit designs, and check out without requiring an account. In short, we will endeavor (repeating verbs because investors wouldn't pay for the premium version) to put users first and investors second. Unless you're an investor (who isn't today), in which case, our strategy is to prioritize investors first and users second in FILO order. P.S. If you read this far, reward yourself with this secret video of Taylor Swift and Kanye collaborating on a new song. The drop date is in 3 weeks so you'll be among the first to see it. Jobs Terms Of Use Credits Licenses Lab Philosophy Our lab philosophy is to advance AI models without Internet-scale data. While supermodels have dominated since GPT-3, the smart model paradigm is finally starting to shift from fringe to credible. Labs like ours have long believed the future of AI will mirror the computing industry, where supercomputers tackle the most complex cases, but smartphones are what get used by billions of people. Unable to publish commercial research, we established HotpotBio to advance science in other ways. We draw inspiration from open source, where ephemeral teams innovate by attracting talent across organizational boundaries. Since biomedicine is characterized by sparse data and evolving facts, the field presents a high-impact opportunity for validating hypotheses aligned with our lab vision. Furthermore, ML research resembles biomedical research more than most realize. First, both fields are fundamentally constrained by data quality. Second, just as findings in one patient may not generalize across patients due to genetic and lifestyle differences, ML findings -- even on core parameters like learning rate -- may not generalize due to architecture and training differences. 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Unleash creativity and express yourself in new ways with the power of AI. Explore endless possibilities, from crafting unique marketing materials to creating beautiful artwork, all with supreme ease and efficiency. Explore the world's imagination with AI Art Gallery. Create Now Free - No Account Needed AI Corporate Headshots Elevate your LinkedIn photo, company website, and professional profile with AI Corporate Headshots. Easy refunds. Happiness guaranteed. Try Now AI Avatars Cast yourself as a valiant superhero, magical princess, space warrior, or other incredible digital characters with AI Avatars. Easy refunds. Happiness guaranteed. Try Now See What Others Are Making From the wacky to the beautiful, see what other Hotpot users are making. See Now AI Image Generator API Use the Hotpot AI Image Generator API or Hotpot Stable Diffusion API to add an AI image generation to your workflow, website, or app. Tips & Custom Styles To use your own styles: Pick "Custom" in the style menu. Give specific instructions. For instance, "Oil painting of water lilies with vibrant brushstrokes using a happy color palette" is better than "lily flowers". See below for more examples. Read the Limitations section below, and contact us for more help. Examples: Oil painting of water lilies with vibrant brushstrokes using a happy color palette An underwater explosion with vibrant colors Happy raindrops in the style of Vincent Van Gogh's painting, Starry Night See our AI Art & Image Generator Guide for more information about different AI image generation techniques. Limitations AI is amazing but flawed. Among the limitations are an inability to count and follow instructions. If you request two purple Martians, Hotpot may include yellow hues and five aliens. Yes, we tried grounding him and taking away his screen time, but a rebel once is a rebel always. We're working hard to improve. Your patience is appreciated. We release improvements weekly. Follow us on Twitter for updates. Prices Buy credits for commercial use, better images, faster results, privacy, and no ads. Click below to view prices, plus details on commercial use and intellectual property considerations. We may use invisible watermarks to identify Hotpot creations for legal disputes. See Prices FAQ Can I use Hotpot commercially? Yes, but please see details about commercial use and intellectual property considerations. What are the terms and restrictions? In short, do no harm. Don't use AI to hurt others, incite violence, or break the law. This product operates under the RAIL-M license. Users must comply with our terms and observe responsible usage. Violators are subject to account termination and ineligible for refunds. General technology offers the potential for advancement and abuse. History is resoundingly clear: from the printing press to smartphones, limiting general technology only limits humanity's potential. Society must solve human problems at the human layer, not the technology layer. Please use AI responsibly. Are AI images considered art? Art is not defined by means of production. This is why handcrafted paintings from 1st graders are not considered art while professional illustrations made with Adobe software are. In our founder's opinion, normal art is an opinion that stirs the soul while elevated art stirs the mind. What matters is the opinion, not the means. Imagine you hired an art student and dictate every stroke, color, and detail of a painting. Make this angle sharper. Make that line thicker. Add purple. The student robotically executes the commands. Who is the artist: you or the student? AI cannot offer this degree of precision today, but it can spark creativity and spawn compelling ideas for refinement, much as a junior employee generates suggestions for an experienced supervisor. Perhaps raw output from AI may not qualify as art -- someone please consult the spirit of Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart -- but there is no reason why the collaborative output between you and AI cannot. In fact, AI images as an ambassador of art arguably transcends "traditional art" that is viscerally resonant but cerebrally unstimulating. The advent of AI art has stirred minds across the globe and prompted millions to ponder one of the most profound questions posed by man: What is art? Do AI images debase art? It's tempting to say yes, but consider the clothes you're wearing and those worn by 99% of the population. Off-the-rack clothes cannot compete with handcrafted ones and do not undermine the craftmanship of tailors. If anything, they increase appreciation and demand for garments fashioned by a human instead of a machine. Like with apparel, AI cannot match the creativity and excellence of artisans. Trained eyes can readily spot defects with AI images, but these imperfections are worthy tradeoffs or even unimportant to normal consumers, even if cringeworthy to experts. It is a mistake to lump AI images with human images the same way it is to lump machine clothes with human clothes. AI images serve a different purpose. They are meant to let the masses express imagination and emotions in an affordable way, similar to how machine clothes let the masses dress and express themselves in an affordable way. Fine. But is this AI intelligent? As our founder asserts, debates about intelligence are semantic quicksand because the concept is undefinable. (Try to define intelligence algorithmically.) These futile discussions distract from the two most critical questions: (1) can humans benefit from AI? (2) can humans control AI? Intelligence is uncorrelated with impact. Viruses are not alive (well ...), let alone intelligent, yet even the Devil envies how these pathogens devastate countries and polarize society. Farm tractors are incredibly dumb, but they enabled humanity to avert Malthusian predictions of doom and feed billions of people. (Malthus must have been super fun. Friend: "Thomas, good morning!" Thomas: "Bad, morning, bad! May be our last. Bah!" Wife: "Boobear, fancy a walk? The moon is ever so brilliantly romantic tonight." Thomas: "Bah, madam, bah. I must conserve calories for the Great Famine." Wife: "Boobear, the winter air is frightfully cold. Hold me. Keep me warm." Thomas: "Bah. Shivering makes you strong.") Please don't get sucked into the hysteria over AI sentience. The Google model is no more sentient than the Magic 8 ball (which is awesome and predicted you would read this). Shockingly, in the age of clickbait articles and outrage artists, shallow attempts to grab the spotlight . . . grabbed the spotlight with scary, but patently false, claims. Do AI models learn like humans? Yes and no. Consider how humans learn at a conceptual level. We listen to a teacher. Rather than memorize each word from a lecture, we take notes and extract core principles. AI models are the same. They do not copy images or text. They "take notes" by statistically analyzing data for key patterns or ideas. These essential ideas are what get stored, not original content. Like human students, some AI models learn better than others: good AI models excel at identifying and applying core concepts better than poor models. However, it's critical to note that we still do not understand the precise mechanism by which human brains "learn." Our minds are still black boxes in terms of how learning occurs, even if we can map the physical pieces and describe the biochemical pathways. AI models similarly present as black boxes. We can draw detailed and accurate diagrams of AI models, but cannot explain how specific results happen. In this regard, we cannot yet state if AI models and humans learn the same way, simply because we lack information on either side of the equation. The simplest proof that machines are much more than memorization is how AI models can produces images and artwork never seen before. How should we regulate AI? Like any powerful technology, AI can both empower and harm. If you're struggling to reconcile the risk-reward tradeoff, how would you regulate the printing press? The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf engendered the death and destitution of millions, setting back humanity by decades. Will AI replace humans? If you believe this, please use Siri. (No, Siri, no! I said check the Warriors score. I did NOT say call Pizza Hut.) On a serious note, we see AI more as "augmented intelligence" than "artificial intelligence" -- technology that augments people. Someday, researchers may invent general intelligence and displace humans, but that day is neither today nor tomorow. Until then, AI can empower individuals by sparking creativity and automating drudgery. Those who dismiss machine learning overlook how much repetition mars the creative process and normal jobs, including art and programming. Analyze your work activities. How many of them are boring? If your company hired a junior person to perform those tasks, even 30% of them, freeing you to focus on more meaningful tasks, would you want this? Welcome to AI's dazzling promise. Even if general intelligence never materializes, AI dangles the prospect of automating tasks for knowledge workers in the same way machines automated tasks for farm workers. These machines were not intelligent and did not eliminate farmers, but they did augment abilities and unlock historic levels of societal gains. Without technology, it would be impossible to feed the 8 billion people alive today and somewhere in outrage heaven, Thomas Malthus would be shoving his finger in everyone's face exclaiming, "I told you! I told you! I totally tooooooooooooooooold you!" Frankly, this scenario of augmented intelligence feels more feasible and appealing. A world where AI functions independently of humans could usher in an era of unthinkable risk. But a world in which AI maximizes the potential of each and every person could unleash unprecedented levels of joy, health, and prosperity. Is Web3 useful technology or a massive scam? TBD. Longer answer here. What's surprising about AI? That machines are ironically better at creativity than logic, at least in 2023. And of course, that humans are the ones vulnerable to binary thought while machines can fluidly think in analog. Why are AI Art Generators controversial? AI Art Generators are controversial due to forces familiar to any historian: disruptive tech threatens jobs, which naturally incites resentment and fear. From daguerreotype cameras to Photoshop to smartphone cameras, technology changes society in profound ways. Joseph Schumpeter describes this as "creative destruction," but it is more accurately considered "destructive creation." Ultimately, disruptive technology like an AI Art Generator births a healthier, more prosperous society by elevating living standards and increasing skill equality via the power of automation. In doing so, some people feel threatened and lash out in fear. This cycle repeats itself endlessly. Public training of artists has led to progress for millennia. Each generation of art learns and draws inspiration from preceding ones. Think artists who learn to create by studying private buildings, favorite cartoons, popular characters, and other sources of art knowledge. Public training of machines has occurred for decades, and modern marvels like the iPhone or Google would be severely handicapped without such knowledge sharing, or perhaps not even feasible. Ultimately, society lurches forward -- clumsily and jarringly, but forward -- with the development and proliferation of disruptive technology. Imagine progress as a river that starts narrow and widens, where currents sweep up skills and amenities available only to the elite at the narrow mouth, and magically carry them to everyone along the riverbank. Decades ago, only the elite could write, read, and drink clean water. Years ago, only the wealthy could afford smartphones and computers. Technology cured these crippling inequalities, each time transforming elite lifestyles into normal ones. Art is an incredible skill and requires immense talent, but the ability to draw is only available to a precious few. Expression is a core human value. AI promises to bring expression to all. Is it bad that AI chatbots hallucinate and spread misinformation? Absolutely. Fabricating facts (fancy language for lying) is a significant concern and will get addressed. There are multiple approaches underway to combat AI hallucinations (artsy language for lying). We expect this to be mostly solved in the imminent future. While valid in theory, these criticisms are misguided and often reek of outrage opportunism. AI is a raw, emerging technology. No one is content with the current state. Major labs are committed to fixing flaws and eliminating obvious risks like hallucinations. Hallucinating humans, on the other hand, present a far greater threat to society. To wit: Bob fakes expertise, speaking confidently on topics outside his experience. Bob's knowledge is limited to 2021 or before. Is Bob a media personality ... or an AI chatbot? Let's demand more of AI, and also of humans -- especially those on social media and TV who subsist on outrage. Burger or fries first? Fries, always fries. Duh. If you wondered, "Why is this FAQ suddenly discussing fries," dear reader, you lose. You have been outed as non-human, likely an AI robot sent from the future (or maybe a Magic 8 ball in human form). Expect the FBI to come knocking any moment. This question by the distinguished German professor, Albee Esse, is regarded as the quintessential method for testing if someone is human or non-human: people instinctively scream "Fries!" then go eat some, which leads to guilty moments in the gym, which spawns fantasies about fries, renewing the endless cycle. Illogical behavior defines the human species. Read the research yourself: the conclusions are shocking and almost impossible to believe. French fries or ice cream? You can only pick one. Do not ask mere mortals to do the impossible. This can break people. Aligning ambition and ability is one of the keys to happiness, and this is beyond our ability. Unknown historical fact: the inspiration for Rodin's famous "Thinker" sculpture was to capture the angst in pondering this question. This question is highly dangerous and may rupture souls if handled indelicately. Do not attempt to answer unless you're a licensed professional. Fan or foe of skinny jeans? Foe. Big time. Like Superman vs. Lex Luthor. Mortal enemies. We loathe skinny jeans for two reasons: (1) we can't put them on; and (2) we can't take them off. Our thick thighs and big buttocks get in the way. After 10 minutes of struggling and straining, we might have them down to our thighs, then our knees 10 minutes later and finally off after 30 minutes, at which point, we are so frustrated that we have probably yanked off our socks and underwear, too. The only upside is that the process burns 500 calories. Skinny jeans are a global conspiracy to make men empathetic. We men don't identify enough with the sacrifices women endure to look attractive. The demoralizing diets, suffocating bras, painful heels. Society even normalizes the notion that natural faces of women are unacceptable; they should wear masks everyday in the form of makeup. These different expectations present hurdles in the race of life, slowing women down while we men breeze by in the adjacent lane wearing baggy, ever so comfortable sweatpants. Women everywhere got fed up and hopped onto Google Plus (because no one uses it) and hatched a diabolical plan to share the pain. To make us understand. Man bras are next. They will promise fuller and more shapely pectoral muscles but feel as comfortable as a boa constrictor wrapped around the chest. Rumor is mras may drop next winter. (If you're part of the Skinny Jean Illuminati, please please please don't make this happen. We beg you.) How should society grapple with AI stereotypes? Treat AI for what it is: an immature technology. AI Art generators are not sage elders. They're raw technologies with the potential to empower billions of people -- but also perpetuate harmful stereotypes. Industry experts are scrambling to tame AI and erase bias, but these solutions won't materialize for a while. Meanwhile, the best way to combat stereotypes -- whether from AI, news, or TV -- is at the human layer and armed with two principles. First, no two people are identical (except Zach Braff and Dax Shepard, who undeniably are the same person wearing different color contacts). As society diversifies, it becomes even more challenging to represent the staggering diversity among human groups. For instance, should a Netflix show about Chinese-Americans feature Cantonese or Mandarin? Should the food reflect Northern or Southern cuisine? (No, Panda Express is not a valid option.) The United Status Census groups Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese -- all incredibly different cultures and ethnicities -- into one mega group, "Asian." Second, anyone has the potential to become anything or do anything. Never let a lack of representation in AI, news, or TV suggest otherwise. Unless your goal is to become our boss and make us choose between french fries and ice cream. Don't do this. Don't be evil. You're edgy for a tech startup. What gives? For realz. In the digital jungle of startups, life may swing violently between success and failure on a daily basis. One moment, you're soaring toward an IPO. The next, you're hurtling toward the trash can. The constant chaos of teetering between boom and bust is incredibly taxing and demands extreme mental fortitude. Unless you're SBF and FTX. Then it just takes $40m and a few politicans. Hotpot's toughness stems from our founder, whose difficult childhood forged a steely sense of purpose. Perhaps all you need to know is that he is the only 3x winner of the Baddest Bad Boy of the Palo Alto Chess Club. Were it not for uniminaginably painful papercuts that required hospitalization, experts agree he would have captured his fourth in unanimous fashion. Even more astounding, he was willing to risk it all, but doctors warned these papercuts were no ordinary wounds. Not only did they hamper his checkmate fingers, they were on the verge of drawing blood. He fought to soldier on, but his doctors advised immediate treatment and ended his historic run as Baddest Bad Boy. How does one develop the grit to confront papercuts? By growing up in rugged and unforgiving Palo Alto, where winter temperatures dip into the low 60s and students are often observed trudging to school in last season's Cole Haans. Where minorities may walk into a store and face greetings of, "Good afternoon!" even though it's only 11:58 AM and obviously still morning. Oh, the lies! Such deception. Like uncultured beasts, in the raw neighborhoods of Palo Alto, people pass the evenings sleeping not in silk sheets, but Egyptian cotton. Against this barbaric landscape, his parents sought to instill in him and his brothers another layer of groundedness. So he grew up braving those frigid winters wearing nothing but merino wool. No cashmere. Not the innovative machine washable type, either, but the kind savages wear that need hand washing (by maids). Monitors were scarce at home. Instead of each coding with three monitors like normal kids, the brothers were forced to share and one would - gasp! - program on a single 32" monitor. Finally, nothing builds character more than conquering starvation. Because his personal chef insisted on taking weekends off, he eventually learned to subsist on leftover caviar and lobster and by drinking flat sparkling water. He nearly vomited the first time his lips touched food older than 2 hours, but he doggedly trained his microbiome and now proudly enjoys any type of food, provided it's imported from Japan or France. Forbes recognized these amazing achievements by adding him to the exclusive Forbes 1 Billion under 1 Billion list. His next ambitious goal? To maintain a Costco membership for more than three years in a row. (Stand down, critics: everything seems easy until you try it.) Follow him on Twitter for more breathtaking accomplishments. Is it approriate to call yourself "visionary" on LinkedIn? No, absolutely not. It's pretentious and douchey. Unless you do it in the third person. Typically, describing yourself as visionary is a faux pas. But doing so in the third person reveals selflessness, an extraordinary willingness to step into someone else's shoes and see the world from another perspective. Such empathy offsets arrogance and renders it socially acceptable. Assuming your name is Albee Esse, the approach recommended by the UNSIHMA (United and Not Sensitive International Hall Monitor Association) is this: "I wouldn't personally call myself visionary, but in the interest of truth, most people do describe Albee Esse as a visionary who awes people with humility and genius." However, please exercise caution. The bar for visionaries is higher than ever. If it's 8 PM and you boldly proclaim that in 8 minutes all watches will suddenly show 8:08, do not expect others to be impressed and ask for a photo. If you're at Starbucks and foretell that some stranger will yell your name without warning and hand you a hot beverage, do not expect hearty applause and cheers of, "Wow! Amazing! Encore!" If you do this too many times, do not expect people to appreciate your genius but rather expect a meeting with the Starbucks shift manager who will politely ask you to leave and never come back. Finally, if you prophesize that sprinting out of restaurants without paying would cause waiters to shout angrily and call the police, this is no longer hailed as "seeing the future" but instead treated as "breaking the law." Remember every strength is a weakness. If you're more attuned to the future, you are likely less attuned to the present. Your mind may be so future-oriented that in the present moment you fail to realize that the woman mouthing and gesturing to you is not saying, "You handsome hunk, may I have your autograph and several beads of sweat to sell on eBay for 8 trillion dollars?" but rather, "Your zipper is undone, and everyone can see your Spider-Man underwear. Also why is a grown man wearing Spider-Man underwear? Grown men should wear Ironman underwear." If your homeboy Confucius were alive today, would he still be a philosopher? Nope. Not practical. Modern philosophers are poor. They need to choose between french fries and salted caramel ice cream when dining out. And that would trigger an avalanche of unhealthy philosophizing about why they majored in a subject that can't support bare essentials like salted caramel ice cream. Then what ... poet? Physicist? Reality TV star? All reasonable guesses, but all wrong. Confucius would be a rapper. He would be the Chinese version of Biggie. Think about it. Confucius naturally meets many rapper prerequisities: tons of groupies (they were called concubines back then); poor English grammar; excessive jewelry; just obese enough to be relatable to average Americans but not so obese as to die of heart complications and end a lucrative career; and, of course, inspiring people with words. All he needs are a few gold teeth, a pimped out ride, and a stupid-smart name like con.fu.zius. Instant stardom. OMG, you're racist. You disparaged 1 billion people. By the Chris-Rock/black-comedian principle, we're authorized by the UNSIHMA (United and Not Sensitive International Hall Monitor Association) to mock Chinese people, and sometimes Mongolians, without upsetting anyone since we're Chinese-Americans ourselves. And by the how-to-survive-life principle, we respectfully suggest not getting offended by corporate FAQs from startups named after Chinese food. Who names an AI company after food? That said, we're delighted you take us seriously. Because none of our friends and family do. They straight up ignore us every day, potentially because we do dumb things like naming an AI company after food. Nonetheless, it hurts deeply when we chase after them screaming, "Hey, can we hang out? Can we get lunch? Can you stop running so fast?" and they look at us with horrified faces before summoning the powers of Usain Bolt and sprinting away like human cheetahs. Don't take us seriously. You're still racist. I'm upset. Comfort me. Anti-Asian discrimination and prejudice are real threats facing society. We use satire to highlight the issue while hopefully sparking discussion and introspection. Most people don't enjoy sanctimony pie, but humor can act as a tactful vehicle for awareness and contemplation. Not to mention, corporate FAQs are dreadfully boring, so please pardon the desire to indulge in humor and irreverence. If you want to learn more about anti-Asian discrimination, here are troubling facts: Chinese people were legally barred from immigrating to America, declared "inferior" by courts and government offices, and denied many basic rights, including even the ability to testify in court. The Chinese Exclusion Act, which was the first law to ban an ethic group, remains one of the most shameful episodes in American history. What motivated the abominable Chinese Exclusion Act? People were fearful of surrendering jobs to Chinese immigrants. The parallels to AI fearmongering today are eerie and worrisome. If AI takes your job, what will you do? We will emulate our idol, the inimitable, Derek Zoolander, and transition from engineers into male models. In preparation, we have spent weekends religiously practicing our ability to ambiturn, that is turning left and right with equal grace. We're supremely gifted at turning right, but left has been challenging. Nonetheless, we are approaching our stretch goal of turning left 88 times without getting dizzy or stopping for ice cream. Wish us luck. But we're not content to smash ambiturning records. We want to marry our love of technology and fashion, and aim to disrupt the industry as AI-powered mullet models. We will flaunt mullets with revolutionary design and unprecedented thoughtfulness to the user experience. Our patent-pending technology will feature self-aware technology embedded into every hair strand that can read minds and morph on demand. Want to see mullets in the shape of a dog balloon animal? Just think it. Want a dog balloon in the front and a Bad Bad Chess Boy in the back? Done. Yes, you read correctly: dual-shaped mullets. We do not think small at Hotpot. How come Chinese people can mock white people, but white people can't mock Chinese people? It's unfair to be honest. It's racist when white people mock minorities, but "funny" when minorities mock white people. (There is a reasonable explanation for this double standard, but let's punt for now since race is a highly charged topic that defies objective analysis even among unbiased thinkers, and we're just an AI company named after food no one takes seriously.) At the same time, white people did make us build railroads for free. Even worse, you are responsible for Barry Manilow, mullets, Priceline Negotiator ads, and debasing the 1980s Transformers cartoon series. Let's call it even. To reiterate, this is satire. Please don't take offense. Racism is wrong. Toward anyone. Moreover, no one should be punished for transgressions committed by their ancestors. Why double standards exist is a separate, profoundly complex topic unfit for satirical FAQs. Can you promote my art or NFT? Yes. Please tag us on Twitter and Instagram if you want to show off your awesome Hotpot creations. We love promoting people with compelling stories and cool art who collaborated with Hotpot. Tag us, share details about your background, your work, and how Hotpot helped. We'll do our best to amplify your story on social media and with reporters. I'm on a budget. Can you offer a discount? Yes, contact us. Our pricing philosophy is to help the poor and charge the rich. Research Credit Hotpot builds on and is informed by many machine learning papers and projects. See here for attributions. 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